Witness Protection Program
Buy. Get a new name. Never be seen again.
Every buy of $WITNESS walks into the photo booth and comes out with a new identity: an ID card with a disguise, a fake name, a new hometown and a new job. Bigger buy, deeper cover. $250 or more is a GHOST: no face on file. Sell, and somebody takes your picture. Cover blown.
No prizes, no payouts, no rewards. The token's trades are the witnesses. The same tape is replayed for every visitor, so everyone sees the same cards, the same names and the same blown covers.
Every buy of $WITNESS walks into the photo booth. The curtain closes, three flashes, and the bureau opens a new file in your wallet's name. Well, in somebody's name.
The trade signature picks the disguise: a wig, a fake moustache, glasses, nose-glasses, a hat, an eyepatch. Then a name, a birthday, a hometown and a job you have never done.
The printer chatters, the card slides out, the rubber stamp comes down. Your card goes on the wall of files with your old wallet in small print. Download it and post it.
A sell sends a photographer to the window. Flash. Your latest card gets a red stamp: COVER BLOWN. The bureau does not reissue. Buy again for a new name.
Every trade is sized in US dollars when it lands, whatever the buyer paid with. The size of the buy is the quality of the cover.
| cover | buy size | what you get | issued |
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Every disguise is picked by the trade signature, so the same buy always prints the same face. Nobody chooses. Ghosts skip the department: they get surgery.
Every identity ever issued, newest first. Click a card to open the file and download it. Paste your wallet to find your new names.
Every new identity and every blown cover, newest on top. Next to it: the office by hour, the biggest covers, the wallets with the most names and the latest blown covers.
$WITNESS trades against XMR, wrapped Monero on Solana. A coin about disappearing belongs next to the coin about privacy. Whatever the buyer pays with, the page reads the pool and prices every trade in US dollars, so a GHOST means the same thing in XMR or in SOL.
No. Solana trades are public. Your buy is on chain for anyone to see, with your full wallet, the amount and the time. The ID cards on this page are a joke about Monero privacy, drawn in pixels. They hide nobody, they mix nothing and they are not a privacy tool. The fake names are fake. If you need privacy, this coin is not it.
A pretend witness protection office. Every buy of $WITNESS gets a new identity card: a pixel photo in a seeded disguise, an invented name, hometown, job and birthday. Every sell stamps the seller's latest card COVER BLOWN. That's the whole coin.
Monero is the coin people pick when they do not want to be seen. On 10-22 it ran to a 9-month high while a wave of coins launched with the XMR pair. $WITNESS takes the idea literally: buy, get a new name, disappear. On Solana you do not actually disappear, which is the joke.
They are generated from the trade signature, so the same trade always prints the same card. The names, towns, jobs and countries are made up. The faces are original pixel drawings, not photos of anyone. Any match with a real person is a coincidence.
No. It is an invented office with an invented seal. It is not connected to any government, agency or program, and the cards are not documents of any kind. Do not try to use one anywhere.
No. There is no prize, no pot, no airdrop and no holder reward. You get a card with a funny name on it. Buy $250 or more and you get a GHOST card with no face at all.
A photographer shows up at the window. Flash. The seller's latest card that is still intact gets a red COVER BLOWN stamp. Blown cards stay blown. Buy again and you get a new name.
Yes. The XMR chip reads the live price of wrapped Monero on Solana from Jupiter. It moves with XMR, not with $WITNESS. Display only, not a forecast.
Not yet. Until launch it runs a simulated office, the same for every visitor, labelled preview. No card, wallet or number on the page is a real trade until then. The XMR price is real.